Friday, May 3, 2013

Every Friggin' Game of Antakshari!


Every Friggin Game of Antakshari: sarthakahuja.blogspot.com
Baithe baithe bore huye, karna hai kuchh kaam. Shuru karo Antakshari le ke prabhu ka naam. Bolo Ram Ram Ram.

Maayi ni maayi munder pe teri bol raha hai kaaga. Jogan ho gayi teri dulaari, mann jogi sang laga. *tung tung tunu nu nu tunu tunu tung tung* Ga!

Gore-gore mukhde pe kaala kaala chashma. Roop hai karishma, rang hai karishma. Gore gore mukhde pe kaala kaala chashma. Ma!

Mujhko huyi na khabar, chori chori chup chup kar. Ab pyaar ki pehli nazar haaye, le gayi le gayi. Dil le gayi le gayi. Ee!

Abey, ‘ee’ nahi ‘ya’ se gaana hai. Maatra ko consider nahi karte. Ya ke upar ee ki maatra lagi hai.

Chup bey! Aise toh ‘ee’ wala koi bhi gaana nahi aayega!

Aayega! Abhi ‘ya’ se hai.

Yeh dil, deewana. Deewana.. hai yeh dil. Deewane ne. Mujhko bhi. Ah! Kar daala.. deewana. Maine uske shahar ko chhoda. Uski gali mein dil ko toda. Phir bhi seene mein dhadakta hai yeh dil. Maine dil se use nikaala. Jo na karna tha kar daala. Phir bhi yaad ussi ko karta hai yeh dil. Yeh dil. Deewana. Na!

Na na na na na re, na re, na re. Na na na na na re, na re, na re na. Oh saade naal rahoge te aish karoge. Zindagi de saare maze kaish karoge. Saade naal, hoye hoye. Saade naal. Bruaa! Aa!

Oye, yeh koi bruaaa-vruaaa count nahi hota. Main toh ‘la’ se gaaunga.

Kyun bhai? Bruaaa ke end mein koi maatra nahi aati. ‘Aa’ aata hai.

Pagal hai kya! Phir tu maayi ni maayi ke baad ‘tung tung tung tung’ ko bhi maan leta.

Woh guitar ki tune hai. Yeh bruaaa munh se bolta hai.

Bakwaas mat kar. ‘La’ se hoga.

Achha theek hai. Rondu saale! Gaa le. Cheating karni hai tujhe befaltu mein. Haarega toh tu hi.

Lalla lalla lori, doodh ki katori. Doodh mein batasha. Munna kare tamasha. Sha!

Bas, yehi gaana gaane ke liye ro raha tha? Saale, ek line toh gaayi nahi poori!

Sheher ki ladki. Oh-ho-ho! Sheher ki ladki. Ah-ha-ha! Sheher ki ladki. Aankh mila ke poochhe hi how are you. Haath mila ke bole how do you do. Style pe uski, smile pe uski. Haaye tabiyat bhadki, sheher ki ladki. Ki!

Kabootar ja ja ja. Kabootar ja ja ja. Pehle pyaar ki pehli chitthi… oh… Pehle pyaar ki pehli chitthi saajan ko de aa. Kabootar ja ja ja. Kabootar ja ja ja. Ja!

Oh sir ji, galat gaaya hai. Gaana “Ja ja ja” se shuru hota hai. Phir woh bolti hai “Kabootar ja ja ja”.

Pagal hai kya!

Sayi bol raha hun. Suna nahi hai toh bola mat kar. Kisi se bhi pooch le.

Haan, pooch!

Abhishek! Oye kabootar ja ja ja “kabootar” se shuru hota hai ya “ja ja” se.

*Kabootar se*

Bas, saale. Jhand ho gayi teri.

Ab tum mein se kisi ko bhi nahi pata toh kya meri galti hai! Bhaad mein ja. Meri baari hai na. Ja se gaaun?

Ja ja ja! Kabootar ja ja ja! :P

Bas kar le ab.

Achha, um.

Jaadooo teri nazar. Khushbooo tera badan. Tu haan kar. an a kar. Tu haan kar ya na kar. Tu hai meri Kiran. Tu hai meri Kiran! Na!

Naani teri morni ko mor le gaye. Baaki jo bacha tha kale chor le gaye. Achhi naani, pyaari naani, roosa roosi chhod de. Jaldi se ek paisa de de, tu kanjoosi chhod de. Naani teri morni ko mor le gaye. Baaki jo bacha tha kale chor le gaye. Ya!

Oye, ‘ae’ se gaana hai. Yeh koi maatra vaatra wala rule mujhe nahi pata. Jo sound hai use gaao.

Ek do teen, chaar paanch chhe saat aath nau, das gyarah. Barah tera. Tera karun. Tera karun din gin gin ke.. intezaar. Aaja piya aayi baahar. Ra!

Ruk ruk ruk. Arrey baba ruk. Oh my darling, give me a look. Dil mera dhadke tere liye. Dil mera tadpe tere liye. Gussa tera wallah wallah. Nakhre tere uff uff uff! Fa!

Oye, aage bhi hota hai. “Love love love love love love, tumse love hua.” ‘Aa’ se gaaunga ab main.

Ajeeb daastan hai ye. Kahan shuru kahan khatam. Yeh manzilen hai kaun si. Na woh samajh sake na hum. Ajeeb daastan hai yeh. Ya!

Yahooo! Chaahe koi mujhe jungle kahe. Kehne do ji, kehta rahe. Hum pyaar ke toofano mein giren hain. Hum kya Karen. Yahoo! Ha!

Hamma hamma, hamma hamma hamma! Aey..ae! Hamma hamma, hamma hamma hamma! Ek ho gaye hum aur tum, aur udd gaye nindere. Toh khanki payal masti mein toh kangan khanke re. Hamma hamma, hamma hamma hamma! Ma!

Main toh hun pagal. Yeh kahun har pal. Kar koi hulchul. Hone de. Hone de. Hone de, hone de, hone de. Koi deewaangee. *taen-na-na-taen-na-na, taen-na-na-taen-na-na* Ga!

Goli maar bheje mein. Dishkyaaun! Ke bheja shor karta hai. Bheje ki sunega toh marega kallu. Tu karega doosra bharega kallu. Mama kallu mama! Mama kallu mama! Ma!

Phir ‘ma’!

Madhuban mein jo kanhaiya kisi ko pee se mile. Kabhi muskaaye kabhi chhede, kabhi baat kare. Radha kaise na jale. Radha kaise na jale. Aag tann mann mein lage. Radha kaise na jale. Radha kaise na jale. La!

Laal dupatte wali tera naam toh bata. Kaale kurte wali tera naam toh bata. Tera naam toh bata, tera naam toh bata. Tera naam toh bata. Aaye haaye. Oye hoye. Ae!

Ae ji. Oh ji. Ae ji oh ji lo ji suno ji, main hun manmoji. Karta hun main jo who tum bhi kar ji. One two ka four. Four two ka one. My name is Lakhan. My name is Lakhan. Sajanon ka sajan. Mera naam hai Lakhan. Na!

Phir na! Saale, yeh ‘na’ aur ‘ma’ se kitne gaane bana lun main!

Niboda niboda niboda! Niboda niboda niboda! Arrey kaacha kaacha, chhota chhota niboda laaye do. Laaye do, laaye do, laaye do. Haan, laaye do, laaye do, laaye do. Ja khet se ja ke la niboda laaye do. Da!

Dholi taro, dhol baaje…

Oh bhaisaab! ‘Da’ se gaana hai, ‘dha’ se nahi.

‘Dha’ bhi toh ‘D’ se start hota hai!

Abey, tu English mein Antakshari khelta hai? Chup chaap ‘da’ se gaa le.

Chup chaap ga lun?

*tsssss* PJ, saale! Koi chup karaao yaar isse!

Dulhe ki saaliyon, hare dupatte waliyon. Dulhe ki saaliyon, hare dupatte waliyon. Joote de do, paise le lo. Joote de do, paise le lo. Joote do, paise lo. Joote do, paise lo. La!

Laila main Laila. Aisi hun Laila. Har koi chaahe mujhse mila akela. Jisko bhi dekhun, duniya bhula dun. Majnu bana dun. Aisi main Laila. La!

Ladki badi anjaani hai. Sapna hai, sach hai, kahaani hai. Dekho ye pagli. Bilkul na badly. Yeh toh wohi deewani hai. Oh-oh-oh. Oh-oh-oh. Oh-oh-oh. Oh-oh-ohhhh. O!

Oh oh jaane jaana, dhoonde tujhe deewana. Sapno mein roz aaye, aa zindagi mein aana sanam. *Tun tada tun. Tun tun tada ta tun tun. Tun tun tada ta tun tun* Ma!

Maahi ve! That’s the way, maahi ve! Tere maathe jhumar damke. Tere kaanon baali chamke hai re. Maahi ve. Tere haathon kangna khanke. Tere pairon paayal chhanke hai re. Maahi ve. Nainon se bole rabba rabba. Mann mein dole rabba rabba. Amrit ghole rabba rabba, tu soniye. Jind maahi ve soniye, soniye, aaja maahi ve. Everybody say soniye, soniye, aaja maahi ve. Va!

Wah wah Ram ji. Jodi kya banaayi. Bhaiya aur bhabhi ko. Badhaai ho badhaai. Sab rasmo se badi hai jagg mein dil se dil ki sagaai. Wah wah Ram ji. Ja!

Jooth bole kauwa kaate. Kaale kauwe se dariyo. Main maayike chali jaaungi, tu dekhte rahiyo.

Yaaron, dosti… badi hi haseen hai. Yeh na ho toh kya phir… bolo yeh zindagi hai. Koi toh ho raazdaar. Begaraz tera ho yaar. Koi toh ho raazdaar. Ra!

Oye! Mera bus stop aa gaya! Bye! Kal continue karenge.


It’s crazy how all good things end with KK’s “Yaaron, dosti…”! Anyway, they’ll start again tomorrow, following the same circle, singing the same songs in a loop. Antakshari is such a Jalebi, no?

^Zabardasti ki analogy :P

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9 comments:

  1. Memories.. and "zabardasti ki analogy"
    Sweet and crisp that was :D
    Assi taan punjabi aati nahi,..but still
    BRUUAAAAAA.... !!! :P

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    1. Haha. The "zabardasti ki analogy" stuck? :P
      Well, I'm sure you already knew all about what precedes the phrase. It's like a universal script.

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  2. Hilarious!!!!!!! Bus stop reminds me that we used to play this game in the bus on our way back home from school! I'd give it 5 jalebis!

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    1. Aha! Thank you :)
      Antakshari was made for school buses. There was always so much action going on in the classes anyway for one to indulge in a game that shares its name's first two letters with Anu Kapoor. Coincidence?

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  3. Hahaha! Innocence personified! Even the arguments (in between the songs) used to be so mild with 'saale' being the one and only resort for abusive lingo.
    Also, if you can write so brilliantly, then why would you want me to open a Halwai shop for you? :D
    So, take 6 @s from me! :)

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    1. Noor paaji! Your first comment here :D
      Thank you, ji, thank you :D

      The next time we make a dinner plan, it's gonne be desi all the way with jalebis for dessert :)

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  4. This brought back so many memories. Thanks Sarthak. I'm all outa Jalebis. So I'm giving u 1.25 kgs of Roshogulla! Enjoy.

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If you had 5 Jalebis, how many would you give me for writing this post?

None = You don't deserve any >:O
@ = Soggy and stale! :(
@@ = Stale! :|
@@@ = I'll need a samosa to digest this with! :P
@@@@ = Sweet and Crisp! :)
@@@@@ = I'm opening you a Halwai Shop! :D