The little guy never thought his fate would bring him to the
garbage dump. He was tied inside a kitchen dustbin for a day and given away to
the garbage collector the following morning. His expectations from life were
never of abundance. He felt luxurious staying in the refrigerator for at least
a week with all the milk, chocolates and juices, who were thankless and always
wished to visit the Kelvinators showed on TV that housed a wedge of a
watermelon and an uncut cake kept outside the box. He was excited about the
idea of travel, irrespective of whether he was used to pack shoes in the
suitcase, or just carried around to hold used underwear for four days. However,
he thought that he deserved to go with a little more respect. He'd have enjoyed
being thrown away at the hands of a school boy embarrassed that his parantha
wrapped in aluminium foil was put inside a poly-bag instead of a Tupperware
lunch-box. His idea of the best way to leave was being given away to an
underprivileged kid shouting, “uncle, panni de do” outside the Hanuman
temple on a Tuesday. That would’ve secured a place for him in heaven.
The poor one was unaware that little boys have a variety of
lunch boxes to choose from and uncles don’t give away the “panni”. He
could’ve been flown like a kite by the dusty semi-naked kids. He could’ve
enjoyed trips to the Ashtmi Pujas, collecting kanjak food and bills of ten. He could've
enjoyed his first monsoon riding on the head of a rickshaw puller. He learnt
the hard way that life in a rich man’s house might look luxurious, but for a
lowly sabzi wala polythene like him, there was no
respect. There were countless like him at the local mandi, praying to visit a big
house someday.
The richer looking and bigger plastic bags believed that
they enjoyed a higher status. Belonging to nation-wide supermarket chains, they
were used for important things like stocking old toys in the top most shelves
that required a bit of furniture climbing to reach. Some of them started
assuming importance as they were taken for shopping trips to the kind of
supermarkets they came from. Unaware of the fact that the person who carried
them tried hard to straighten their wrinkles out and not feel embarrassed in
front of the cashier, they lived their mid-ranged delusional middle class
lives, trying hard to believe that they were just as respected as reusable
cloth bags. There’s only so much that their health and perseverance could allow
though. The end was almost always in a corner of the kitchen, collecting
disposable party glasses on a celebratory night, only to be thrown out the next
morning.
The superior plastics, the branded bags who cared for things
like style and boasted of their knowledge that little children were to be kept
away from them, lived not in the lower, easily reachable shelves. They were
properly kept in the wardrobe, folded to perfection, to be used at times that
commanded importance; times when glittery gift wrapping paper would fail to
show the importance of the gift. They knew that they would never be used for
all the work that the cheap plastic bags were made to do. They knew that the
cloth bags weren’t necessarily above them. They waited patiently and at ease
for the opportune moment of their use.
There came a time when one of the branded bags was preened and
handed over to someone who deserved that importance. Pressed beneath the gifts
lying open, it lay wrinkled to an extent that no amount of pressure could
straighten. The only life options available to him, thenceforth, were either of
the middle class plastic bag or that led by the lowly polythene; and sadly, the
option was not for him to choose. The end, as always, had to be the garbage
dump.
Reflecting on their lives at the dump, waiting for death to come
slowly, a few hundred years a step, they all had enough time to question the
creator about the wasteful lives that they led. The purpose of their existence
was never clear and they felt just like humans questioning the almighty for
answers to life. But there was one difference between their creator and the
almighty that they were aware of. At least their creator, man, could end their
misery by saying no to the plastic bag.
Image Source: theenvironmentalblog.org
best one so far i guess!
ReplyDeleteYou liked it so much? Thanks.
DeleteI guess a lot of people would've wanted me to write something lighter. Your support makes me feel good :)
"Uncle Panni dedo"
ReplyDeletehahahaha...
Again, brilliant minute observations!
Very well written :)
Thanks, Vinit. You should know that I always give away the panni.
Delete@@@,how about adding some spice of humor to this, that should make it more yummy
ReplyDeleteY'know, when I started writing this, I intended to write something humorous. But it just came with the flow and I didn't feel like changing the tone.
DeleteI'll write on a lighter topic soon :D
I always admire the deep observation you have for like, everything! :P I used to think I have a good one. Thanks for challenging. -_- :P
ReplyDeleteI went totally 'Awwww' at uncle panni de doo! :D Lovely read! :)
I cannot compete with you. Such brilliance you show in your posts, bhayi :)
DeleteI can't explain how much i liked the philosophical turn your post took in the end.
ReplyDeleteThey enjoy immortality yet they're sad.
They're short but fruitful :D
Thank you. I was wondering if the ending would be worth the build-up.
DeleteLife is all about making your 'market value'.Hain na sarthak ahuja?
ReplyDeleteYour post gendarizes the polybag as male.But if we were to go by how women are treated iin delhi,it would be a girl.
More than the hard situations we face, it is people like these who believe in repeatedly telling us and making us believe that our situations are hard. Such psychological attacks are what make us weak, otherwise women have a lot of physical strength. Stop making us feel the victim every time! Just stop it!
DeleteStop making and raking up issues.Women are treated like polythenes in Delhi.I never commented on their reselience or the lack of it.Grow up you.
DeleteStupid people, if you can't understand what Mr. Ahuja intends to convey here, kindly stop making such comments. It is advisable for you guys to read the Disclaimer first. And agar, wo apni "market value" bana bhi raha hai, to tumhari kyun jal rahi hai?
ReplyDeleteLosers!
Itni jalan ho rahi hai tujhe?
DeleteBurning up,blowing up?
Polythenes ki market value bhi hoti hai betaji.
Haha.Somebody got up from the wrong side of the bed today.
ReplyDeleteEven polythenes have to make their value in this eat-dog-eat world.
This is what i meant.Please do not spam this blog with your loser-like comments,dear admirer of sarthak :D
Whatever you guys want to say, and whatever Bloggerji meant by what he said, the fact remains Women are treated like fancy polythene and nothing more in our society.
ReplyDeleteWhat's that phrase in Hindi... Uski Izzat loot li! Does a woman's virtue reside in her vagina? This is so not done.
Bloggerji, you need to help the women of India unite. They need to march to the parliament with polythene in hand, especially those they get from Sarojini Nagar and Select CityWalk stores, to show their unity and breadth of the women's polythene movement. I even have a name for it: The Pink Polythene movement.
Aapne kal ki Brunch padi thi janab,pta lag raha hai.
DeleteWho presented polythenes as women?
Those are two disjoined sentences you are reading as one,laalo ki bhatiji :D
Aur aapne kal ke Punjab Kesari ke Ludhiana edition ka Pristha teen nahi padha, jahan ye bataya gaya hai ke teen auraten to aur do bachhe ke ude hue polythene ko bachane ke chakkar mein naale mein ja gire. Aur un se pehle polythene ko nikala gaya, kyonki usme Ludhiana ke sabse bade mall ki lease deed thi. This means women are not even at par with Polythene in this country.
DeleteAur, Anonymity ke aasmaan mein koi bhi patang udaane ki izazat hai, so disjoint (not disjoined) sentences and all other forms of understanding or lack of it is fully allowed. Don't angry me further. You don't know who I am. You
You have too much anger to waste.You generalise as well-a lot
ReplyDeleteGo and channelise your anger in the right direction.Don't know what had your spleen rising.
Ja, ja ke punjab kesri pad.Faaltu mein wrong matlab nikal leti hai aur bhokne lagti hai.
Suspend a punching bag and go bonkers over it.
I don't wish to know who you are-Delhi mein yehi line toh chalti hai.
Laalo ki nahi toh kalmadi ki bhatiji hogi.
And lack of understanding plagues you my dear.
Gale mein saamp ban kar latag gayi hai,khotti.
Spleen doesn't rise, it permeates through the organ structure of the body, making it rupture in times when the body feels high levels of tension, as you're experiencing now.
ReplyDeleteWhy are you dragging Delhi in this? On one hand you accuse me about generalisation, and then you accuse me of being from that place called Delhi? And you don't know who I am, because I am writing anonymously. No other reason.
And why go buy punching bag? I will just blow up some polythene and then fodo them. It feels equally good.
I don't care who you are-i only weigh your words to get your psyche.
DeleteIn Delhi people believe in political clout,pull,rank,influence,or "pta hai mein kaun hoon".
I just had an issue with sarthak generalizing the polythene as male,when women are treated as polythenes in our country.That's the sad reality.
I won't comment further.You are a swine and let me not cast the pearls before you.
I don't care a fig if you did not get what i wanted to.
I don't owe you an explanation either,
Amazing as always! I had been waiting for your new post for some time now... And then when I sign in today, I find that there are two new ones!
ReplyDelete@@@@@ jalebis for you, again!
I've commented on you earlier posts as The Chalice, if you remember? Now I've changed my blog's name :)
P.s. I wonder whether, while writing, you think about all the possible controversies surrounding the issues you take up. :P
Of course I remember you, Chalice. Thank you :)
DeleteUm, to be honest, I do think about it. But I guess most of my readers are sensible and know that it's just harmless fun. I do not intend to demean a particular person or a class of people. For the others (including anonymous trolls), there's always a Disclaimer.
Haha clever reply ;)
ReplyDeleteHey nyc job once again. Thoda serious h.........bt quite philosophical:-)
ReplyDeleteI wanted to make it funny, but thought of not tweaking with the flow which came very naturally. Kabhi kabhi chalta hai :D
Delete@@@@ This was such a nice post which used an innovative way of telling the story of a plastic bag. Truly deserved to be one of the Tangy Tuesday Picks of the week.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Mahabore :)
DeletePlastic can now be recycled to give diesel/oil. No existence is a waste - we just need to think creatively on how to make the best possible use of it. This reminds me of the following quote -
ReplyDelete"A weed is a plant whose use has not yet been discovered" :)
Very well said :)
DeleteThis post has been selected for the Tangy Tuesday Picks this week. Thank You for an amazing post! Cheers! Keep Blogging :)
ReplyDeleteThanks, BlogAdda! :D
DeleteVery thoughtful and imaginative. Aptly chosen as Tangy Tuesday.
ReplyDeleteFind time to read mine..
http://neoimaginations.blogspot.in/2013/09/mad-for-each-other-made-for-each-other.html
Thanks, Neo. Sure will :)
DeleteMr. Jalebi, depth of your blogs is just overwhelming! Such a thoughtful post!
ReplyDeleteNow you've started revealing your identity on my blog. Whatte naughty!
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