The good food and a big fat Indian family ensured my
attendance at a number of weddings this shaadi season. However, weddings don’t
feel the same when the people getting married are in the radius of two years
from your age. A number of my friends’ parents have started searching for suitable
matches for their children, and it seems that the task of arranging a marriage
is quite a headache. The parents constantly complain about their children being
extremely choosy during the search, and the children can’t seem to explain to
their parents their parameters for approving or rejecting a candidate.
I believe the youngsters, like in every generation,
feel more comfortable discussing their preferences and choices with their
friends than with a generation above. But, the fact of one’s ongoing search for
a prospective partner cannot be broadcasted on social media websites, leaving one
vulnerable to constant questioning and fear of being labeled as someone who has
been unable to find a suitable match for a long time.
In a small attempt to see whether the knowledge that a
database of eligible life partners is being maintained by a person of the same
age group will help people in overcoming their inhibitions about the search, I wish
to offer some help.
If you are someone looking for a life partner, or know
someone to whom this might be of some help, you may fill the matrimonial
registration form below and I will try to find a match for you from the
available database. Through this project, which I will henceforth call “Ahuja Aunty ke Rishte hi Rishte”, I am
looking at:
- Earning some punya credit for getting two people to find their life-partners;
- Turning dosti into rishtedaari for a few;
- Getting to attend a wedding as both, a ladkewala and a ladkiwala; and
- Living the Punjabi aunty dream of saare bachon ka rishta karao-ing.
You would notice that all through the form, I have
referred to myself as “we”. For example, “we will not share your information
without your consent.” It’s just a pseudo-smart sounding thing to make the
whole project sound like something backed by an organization. It’s just me. :P Also,
the fact that I think it looks “pseudo-smart” is enough to show that I am going
to have a lot of problem when I reach the age of finding a life partner for
myself.
I will also put this form up as a separate page on the
blog so that it can be easily accessed from the sidebar. Let us join hands and
find rishta’s for people that will
make mankind shed happy tears. Let the shaadi’s
begin :D
I have some queries:-
ReplyDelete1. Do you require character certificate as well?
2. Should i attach my image .jpg file for you to vet?
3. let's have a look and talk about salary first,no?
Why don't you join elite matrimony? Is this mostly/only for sukhdev college since they're your regular readers.
Ask questions you wouldn't have any problem answering. If these seem valid requirements to you, I am no one to complain. Just that, it's great coming from someone with no name.
DeleteSeriously,asking about complexion is so soo unfair.
ReplyDeleteImho,this advert should be for your closed group--friends and family--only.
You need someone to give you guarantee for the prospective groom or bride. These bio-datas only package the goods well and that's kinda expected since they're meant to be sold.
I agree. After all, complexion is all about "fair" or "unfair".
Deletei think you should have allowed the sweetu..baabu ..jaanu of all kinds ..after all the other party
ReplyDeleteshould be well familiar with everything!!!
and hey dumb charades really count as a language or someone will be dumb enough to seriously mention it there?????and sanskrit??HA!
i really liked the way you described complexions..so lovely :)
although i thought that this article was just another take on Indian society but the form was supposed to be filled..haha :)
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I had Sanskrit till the tenth grade, but I don't understand shit about any of the dhaatu roop or shabd roop.
Deletetill tenth????!!! poor boy!..we got rid of it in eighth class only!!!! :)
Deletebut seriously with the kind of sanskrit we are taught..nobody can become fluent in it !!!
The form is meant for the rickshawalas i suppose.
ReplyDeleteDon't be so sexist. It's meant for all the rikshaw-wali just as much.
Deletehahaha..:) nice take on people who don't like your writing but sure want to criticize it any how!!!!
DeleteThis seems like one of those marketing research surveys that CBS 2nd year would have taught you. Are you doing this to get a hang of what the market for brides and grooms looks like (under the garb of playing matchmaker of course !) ?
ReplyDeleteOh, of course! I thought I would try to woo all the eligible ladies who register, but it so happens that I've got a number of entries coming in my own name. Seems like I will have to end up marrying myself. I don't know if I should be happy about it or sad.
DeleteMarry me Sarthak Ahuja?
ReplyDeleteYou'll have to seek my parents' permission *sharmaoes, dupatta daanton mein dabaoes and runs away*
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