My Life is a Jalebi (hereby referred to as MLIJ) is a humor blog. It is a personal opinion blog and is not run by or endorsed by any company or network.

MLIJ contains rumors, speculation, gossip, opinions, as well as some factual information, though nothing on this site is meant to be taken as fact. It exists for entertainment purposes only. MLIJ makes no warranty as to the validity of any claims.

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Writing about your own blog in the third person is really wannabe. So is calling it a "humor blog". So is putting up a "Disclaimer". Meh!